A you kidding me? It’s Regatta Day on Monday and as you know, there is only one thing that really gets a public festival off the ground, and that’s a lot of public executions. Not only that, I’ve been appointed the official scribe for the Royal Tour of Queen Raine. I’m also supposed to compose a salutary poem or something. Oh, and there’s a writing challenge to attend to.

You also appear to have solved another great mystery, or two.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pBV1n5JcuOQ which was spelt incorrectly because,

Well, because expected the Anglos to get this one right https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mMOA3u3KlcU is a bit of a stretch . But that is not the mystery we have solved today.

Growing up, all my friends named James would be called Jamie. As you know, Aussies can be a macho lot, like the Village People, even if that is a Spanish word they don’t know how to pronounce, but I digress. Then one day, Jamie disappeared from the culture landscape, just as the Bionic Woman strode into view...

Jamie is a girl’s name?