As we like to say a Guillotine School, constant vigilance. Impersonating a deity/monarch is a capital offence you know, and business has been a little slow this week.

And my apologies for my brutish disposition in not considering Grimy's dainty-wainty petal-like English ears regarding the deployment on robust Aussie vernacular.

As for the weapons? Your majesty, what a cunning stunt! Next Regatta Day is going to be a ball tearer!