Caitlin, you've really pushed me over the borderline with this one. You've gotten into a groove and justified my love of your work. I'm glad that you've lived to tell it like it is. The ray of light you've shone on marketing is true blue. But never underestimate the ability of music to unite the bourgeoisie and the rebels.

An immaculate collection of observations if ever there was one. Just thank your lucky star I skipped over number 3.