Do you remember the show Candid Camera? They used to have a segment called "Kids Say the Darnedest Things" Maybe that was only in Australia? Separate shows in USA? So they ask the kid his favourite ad and he says "Samson Meat Tenderiser, because it's the only thing my mum has ever bought from an ad that works." And now I've got Janet Jackson's what have you done for me lately on the inner turntable. Was Smillew responsible for Nipplegate? I'll sleep on it.