False Standards

What’s wrong with being a galah?

Here’s a nice galah for you. By the author.

I often watch my neighbour chop wood.

He would readily admit that he was never the book learning type, as he puts it.

Yet, as I watch him cast his eye over a log of wood then let the axe casually fall to the designated spot and the log pop gently into two, I can sense a mathematical calculation that most professors would struggle…