Firstly, I really resent the fact that you’ve used a picture of me to illustrate this story. Well, I think it’s me, hard to tell with the weird angle. But that is definitely my telephone. Secondly, the thing I love about publishing with The Pub is that the 3 or 4 friends I’ve acquired here (not sure of the number, stopped counting after 2) is that they feel sorry for me because they know you never read the submissions, so they read extra slowly to pick up all my typos. It real is a great earning strategy. Thirdly, you should definitely try the Ann James technique to get people to read your article twice, it’s a winner!