I was scrolling through my feed and thought, what a crap title. Then I saw it was written by you and knew it would actually be laced with ironic mystery.

You didn't let me down.

My apologies for commenting before I've clicked on all the links, but life moves so fast these days.

On a personal matter, I'm working on a new article that will include a section in homage to your fine self.

As you know, I have a very scientific and analytical approach to my writing and I'm incredibly pedantic about factual accuracy.

Would it be true to say you reside "somewhere in Europe"?