If you put a random bit of unattributed text in my hand and I read it, I'd go, oh yeah, Umair Haque. So he has a distinct voice. For an artist, that is their biggest strength and their biggest weakness.

I have both Nick Cave and Madonna in my record collection. That doesn't mean that I'm like either of them.

Today Reuben, tomorrow Umair, next day Alison, next week Reuben again? That's what I like about Medium.

Now, I've just got to work out where Adobe Stock got that picture of me.