I’ve just done a straw poll of my wife and mother-in-law and we suspect you’ve never been to an actual pub. I’ve never been to a pub with cookies. A well priced chicken parmigiana with either chips/ salad or winter vegetables is essential. Do not pay more than a $1 for a slice of pineapple. Even if the slice of pineapple is a $1, do not order it as pineapple on a chicken parmigiana is ridiculous. All the points seem legit. Does grandma accept credit?