Just to dispel any rumours that I'm not making dollar from the Partner Program, things are going truly awesomely. Coming to The Pub near you I'm working on an article entitled "How I'm Going to Earn a Million Dollars From Medium this month". See, when I was a young person I did a little stamp collecting and I know that a $1 stamp, if you buy the right one, can one day be worth a million dollars. So, I'm going to take all my accumulated earnings from the past six months, head down the post office and ask the lady what would be the right $1 stamp to purchase for it to be worth a million dollars by say, 2322. Yes, I know all those times she lied; "No. I haven't seen your package" but I'm going to video her this time and post it on TikTok.