LOL. I went to a swanky steak restaurant in Hobart and one of my companions ordered his steak well done.

The inside of my mind screamed "Nooooooo....", having had a bit of experience on the other side of the counter myself.

What arrived was an embarrasment, to whom, I'm not exactly sure. I couldn't tell whether it was streak or a shriveled iPhone 5. As they say, the customer is always right unless they order their steak well done.