Roberto? Certainly. That's a serendipitous serendipity. The barman I refer to in the story always used to call me Roberto. He did that because he had another friend called Roberto who owned Roberto's, who somehow thought he was the only Roberto in the universe. He always like saying to the other Roberto, "Oh, not you. The other Roberto."

The little caps title. Yeh, took me a long time to work that one out. It's called "The Kicker". So what you do is write the kicker. Highlight it as the Headline. Then you write the headline and highlight that as a headline too. Then you can go back and turn the kicker into the kicker.

Yes, this was our restaurant in Melbourne. We sold up in 2009 (?) and moved to Tasmania. I haven't written much about it yet, but there are a lot of stories to tell. I guess it was like a video game in a way. At the end of the night, you'd count the till and hope for a new high score.

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