Sounds accurate. Response ->

There's a leak in my cabin and I've been soaking in brine for about six months now and the sun only comes up for five minutes a day. Those damn dogs keep telling me they've got more important things to fix. Nothing one of your hot chicken wings won't fix, though. What? They're all gone? I may have to kill who ever ate the last one.

...or something like that. Feel free to interpret as you see fit.