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Thank 7 for 777.
Muddle, muddle, riddle and puddle.
Welcome to the latest compilation of all things 7, where I take the slimmest pretext and turn it into an Oeuvres Majeures.
I sure hope that means what I think it means!
So my good friends, riddle me this. If sept means 7, why is September not the seventh month of the year? This of course points to the imminent collapse of civilisation and the forthcoming apocalypse.
But we’re not there yet, right? So we might as well party like it’s 1777.
In other important 7 news, Gunner Barrett has made it to his seventh wedding anniversary. Congats! Here’s hoping you make it to 17, then 70, 77 and maybe even 777. Yes, I know that will involve discovering the fountain of youth, but if there’s one man up to that task, it’s Gunner!
Speaking of partying like it’s 1777, let’s turn our attention to those sexy septuagenarians, Keith Richards and Mick Jagger who lead off this edition with the customary triple down.
