Thanks for this Chris, the Australian male who doesn't care about sports is an even rarer species.

I recall attending a marketing seminar in the 80s where the presenter said "If you're not into football in Melbourne, you're not in business." An inability to answer the "What team do you barrack for?" question was commercial death.

As for the stats, be thankful Americans don't play cricket.

On the up side, I've now moved to Tasmania to hang out with the wombats.