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Robert Gowty
4 min readApr 16, 2022

Hey @barry4372,

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I’m fine. Just unsubscribe me.

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I don’t have one. I don’t want one. Please, just unsubscribe me. NOW!

Hey @barry4372,

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Robert Gowty
Robert Gowty

Written by Robert Gowty

Extemporal Explorer. Music, art, fiction, science fiction, culture and technology. Tasmanian Existentialism. Aficionado of the number seven.

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