The Bicho Challenge: Orstralia Oddition.

OBEY! THE RULES THAT IS.

Me standing atop a mountain, ready to take on Tina Turner in the Thunderdome. Photo by Marek Piwnicki on Unsplash

You CAN’T Eye This, You MUST Ear it Now

BichoDoMato Ann James

Headphones. No reading ahead. Eyes closed. The slower the better. Starting. Now.

By the power vested in me by the kingdom of stupidity, the nation of ignorance and the state of denial, I now pronounce upon your mind mayhem and strife.

Boom Boom Trick, Boom Boom Trick, Boom Boom Trick, Boom Boom Trick.

Wah Are Wah Are Wah Are Wah Are.

I’m a poet and I know it.

This is a hip hop masterclass.

I pulled it from my ass.

Tied it to the mast.

To give Bicho a blast.

I’m a poet and I know it.

So no more ruminations.

On my lack of qualifications.

I can’t stop my cat’s predations.

Let alone change the fate of nations.