The Exactly 7 Step Program™ to Self Awareness.

Be you, but be a better you.

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Welcome to the Robert Gowty Academy for Fixing Things That Aren’t Broken.

I’ve been in discussions with Adjunct Professor, the Celtic Chameleon, and we’ve identified a gaping hole in the marketplace.

So, we’re about to launch a pilot program called Self Awareness 101. You’re invited to join the waitlist*.

*Given the nature of the course work, we’re currently only accepting enrolments from dick holders.

Here’s the course outline. We’re looking forward to having you onboard!

#1 An impromptu performance of your haiku poetry at the local chapter of the Hell’s Angels.

Extra credit will be given for performing a self-authored haiku about what a terrible band AC/DC is and what a crap motorcycle the Harley-Davidson is.

#2 You are what you eat!

This will require a levered staple gun.

For everything you eat, take the packaging and staple it to the wall until the wall is full. Now, take a photo of the wall and post it on Medium.