Well, you’re ahead of the game because ours isn’t published yet. You know what it’s like, when I finished it off this morning it seemed hysterically funny, now I’m not so sure. No stern private notes from Grandma yet, so there’s still hope.

And now that we’re down into the third tier of comments, where I don’t expect the judges will venture, I must say it was a very funny and seamless collaboration.

In one final act of hubris and pettiness, this comment will self destruct at the end of March.