Robert Gowty
Nov 6, 2021

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"When Rosemary..."

Why is someone called Rosemary always involved?

"Well without volunteers we'd.."

Typo. That should be "Well without volunteers, we'd have no one to boss around. Now, can you get back to organising the raffle for the bespoke, artisanal, maggot infested, truck tyre smoked leg ham that Steve has had hanging in his shed for three months"

Pretty sure it was home schooling all the way after that.

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Robert Gowty
Robert Gowty

Written by Robert Gowty

Extemporal Explorer. Music, art, fiction, science fiction, culture and technology. Tasmanian Existentialism. Aficionado of the number seven.

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